The Pool Pandemic

It seems like every other person has suddenly decided they need a swimming pool. Not want. Need. As if their garden simply cannot survive another summer without a rectangle of water and a few inflatable flamingos.

Social media is partly to blame. One minute you’re scrolling through cat videos, the next you’re watching someone sip rosé in their private pool . And suddenly your patch of grass feels inadequate.

The Price of Pretending You’re Rich

Let’s talk money. Building a pool is not cheap. It’s not even moderately expensive. It’s outrageously costly. Between digging, lining, plumbing, filtering and pretending you understand what the contractor is saying, you’re looking at a small fortune.

And that’s before you even fill it with water. Yes, water. The stuff that used to be free until your pool started guzzling it like a dehydrated camel.

Size Matters

Here’s the thing nobody tells you. A small pool is basically a glorified puddle. You can’t swim in it unless you’re a hamster. If you want to actually move your limbs without hitting a wall every two seconds, you need space.

That means more digging, more money and more regret when you realise you’ve sacrificed your entire garden for something that’s only useful three months a year.

The Maintenance Nightmare

Now let’s talk upkeep. Pools are needy. They want chemicals, cleaning, constant attention and the occasional emotional support.

You’ll spend your weekends scooping out leaves, adjusting pH levels and wondering why the water looks slightly green. It’s like having a pet that never loves you back.

Indoor pools are even worse. They need ventilation, humidity control and a budget that rivals a small country’s GDP. And unless you live in a mansion, they tend to look like someone tried to build a spa in a broom cupboard.

The Cold Truth

So yes, pools are lovely. They sparkle in the sun and make your house look fancy. But they also cost a fortune, take up space and demand a lot of maintenance.

If you’re thinking of joining the pool hype, just make sure you’re doing it for the right reasons.